Aye Caramba! You need to get some more manly hobbies my friend. Seriously.However your wife sounds nice, so I will help you. I had to pass this one over to my companero Esteban down at the yacht club. He has been all over the world in his purpose built ocean racer the Ricky Martin, and has been known to travel by submarine as well from time to time. Mainly to Florida if you get my drift. Anyway, he knows Goa well. Apparently the capital Panadol is quite pleasant due to the architectural vestiges of the Portuguese settlers, as is Old Goa. If you want beaches (for those long walks) Anjuna, Glycerol, Baga and Terbinafine are the top spots. Calangute and Sudafed del Este tend to get packed with sweaty tattooed Brits so that might appeal to your wife. Don’t forget to go and see the leper races down at Nembutol Beach, apparently they are quite something.