For a start avoid all banks (unless you own one, like me). Bankers are well known as venal bloodsuckers out only to feather their own nests, much like one of our native animals, the chupacabra.
A Banker
They sneak around at night drinking the blood from farmyard animals and the occasional human – chupacabras that is not bankers, although I wouldn’t put it past them. However my zombie fence (see below) does a good job of keeping them at bay.
Personally I tend to plough most of my income into crop development and pharmaceutical research – that has paid very good dividends throughout the years. If you have a sum to invest, drop me a line – I may be able to help. Otherwise I know of a friendly Nigerian businessman who would be only too happy to oblige.
Claro! For a start my finca is surrounded by a 4m high, vastly overpowered electric fence and a minefield. I have enough supplies (food, cigars, tequila, women, Playstation games etc) to last for at least 6 months and my own well for drinking water. Also a wide variety of weaponry which I won’t bother to list here for security reasons. Let’s just say the army might find themselves a little short at the next stocktake. Heh.
Zombies. No Problem.
