I usually try to stay away from the mass media myself what with all the bad news these days (apparently coca production is down 18% – ay yi yi!) but in order to answer this question I got the boys to tune my satellite dish into the world entertainment news channel (BBC). After about 30seconds both of your subjects were mentioned in relation to world business affairs, some Parliamentary expenses scandal (wouldn’t even make the gossip column here) and tennis. After quite a bit of research ( I got sidetracked by a documentary on monkey farming) I have the following information for you.
SuBo is apparently journalistic shorthand for one Susan Boyle, a type of Scottish leprechaun, who only appears at night on TV talent shows and is very shy and hairy. Apparently this creature has some magical ability to conjure up mawkish sentimentality in others, a gift to her from an ancient wizard known as SiCo. Consequently she is able to make a lot of money from appearing on YouTube, where you can see her gurning for the camera and then bursting into tears, which is apparently a prerequisite for all TV performers these days.

Not This.
* I am told there is a law which demands this statement be added after every mention of Winehouse.
