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Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Dominguez

¡Hola amigos! Yo soy Dr. Dominguez, bienvenidos to my advice column! As a supplier of somewhat illegal merchandise I was getting a little tired of people calling me a purveyor of human misery with a malfunctioning moral compass and little or no regard for human life, so I thought, why not give something back to the people? I have had quite a rich life experience myself and I can also call on the talents of mi hermano Pablo, who has a BA (Hons) and two diplomas. But best of all if I can`t help you directly, I can go to the font of all knowledge, the guys down at the yacht club. They know everything. Absolutamente todo. So feel free to ask any questions that you may have – nothing is off limits when Dr. Dominguez is in session.
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Dominguez old chap, As a patriotic Englishman and football enthusiast, I am absolutely appalled by the English team’s disgraceful performance on Sunday. Words fail me! Since – er – actions speak louder than words, what would be your suggestion for dealing with the rotters?
Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 | Author: Dr. Dominguez

Personally I am delighted at the result because it has helped ensure four out of five South American teams are in the quarter finals, the single casualty being Chile, who no-one likes anyway. Obviously our Latin brethren play la partida hermosa on a level

Too much?

Too much?

unsurpassed by the rest of the world. However teams like England automatically think they are better than us for some reason and are then surprised when the likes of Paraguay slay them like your St George slayed the iguana or whatever poor defenceless creature it was. For some unknown reason the English think they are a lot better than they actually are – even New Zealand would have beaten Algeria. As for punishment – well in my country we tend to shoot you in the head as soon as you get off the plane but that might be a bit too fuerte for English tastes. How about we just select one player from the squad at random and torture them to death. I imagine that would improve future performance no end.

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