Personally I would do the following:

1.Wear one of those masks.
2.Get hold of some homeopathic ‘Swine Flu Remedy’.

Some idiots, yesterday.

That way I’d almost certainly get it, have done with it and stop carping on about it. My amiga had a case and said it was the easiest three days off work she’d ever had. But then she does work in a meth lab.

It’s always the same…SARS, Bird Flu pah! Personally, as a traditionalist, I don’t much like these modern diseases. What we need is a really good pandemic of the Bubonic Plague. Now that was a proper disease.