OK – first step, get some proof. Very important – without proof you might end up with a strange gnawing sensation at the the back of your mind, some call it guilt. When you have absolute 100% rock solid proof of infidelity (ie you see her talking to another man) then, no problem, take your wife out. Just in case you are unsure about this part, I don’t mean to dinner, wink wink.

There was a similar issue with Mrs Dominguez #1 at one point, but that has all been sorted out. I often think about all the silliness that occurred when admiring my rose garden with Mrs Dominguez #2.