You don’t mention which country you’re in but I don’t imagine you’ll have to go far, dolphins seem to be bloody well everywhere. I really don’t see what Greenpeace or PETF are on about, weeping salty tears for a bunch of over-rated pilchard munchers.

The boys down at the yacht club are so sick of dolphin meat they have started throwing them back after a quick sterilisation operation, just to keep the population down. You go all the way up the Amazon and what do you see – dolphins (pink ones! I mean honestly), remote lake in the middle of China – dolphins, Tierra Del Fuego – dolphins (although they look like killer whales so are probably OK). What is it about them that makes people so cloyingly sentimental?
People don’t get all misty eyed over the coelacanth now do they? I’d take los niños out to watch sloths instead, that would probably be a relaxing afternoon, and much cheaper.